Yeeeeeeee it's the Weekend.

Ladies and gentlemen, a standing ovation please…for who I hear you ask, for sunshine ni o..Jeez! I have never been so excited about sunshine in my life. I woke up this morning and saw sunlight, kai! Person don suffer for here o. Do you know that for the past 6 months we have been living in the freezer? It has been so depressing. I hear Naija pips complaining about heat, you guys are lucky o, you see sunshine everyday. Honestly, you don’t know what you have till you lose it. Do you know how many people have died from cold this winter?? Close to 6,000. Please provide the names of people heat has killed in Nigeria…end of!! At the end of the day, na me and the cold sha, I no dey fall hand at all, I fit nack 12 outfits at once and nobody will know..ehnn Oluwatosin cannot come and die in a foreign land, from what??cold. Tufiakwa

Today is Saturday. Yeee! I love the weekend so much like everyone else, but my own reason for loving it is different. Apart from the much needed rest, I can take a break from twisting my tongue at work in an attempt to posh up my accent. Two days of talking normally, wow I love weekends. You guys don’t know how hard it is for you to talk and everyone looks around trying to find who the outcast is. I particularly hate conference calls.

In this country, I only talk when it is absolutely necessary. I know dey talk anyhow for here o because the looks that follow no dey too good at all. I can’t wait to return to Nigeria where I can talk without fear of being looked at in a funny way. It’s a serious matter o., you need to see me at presentations…hahahaha! I dey always laugh my self sef.

My post for the day just came in and T-Mobile sent a letter saying they have increased my tariff and it will take effect from May. Please are you allowed to change prices when a contract has been signed?? I bet if I call now they will say check your terms and conditions, who has time to be reading long terms and conditions. Hiss!

 Ok sha, I want to go and make my hair today and I have decided to go to a jamo salon. If you don’t know what that means, I am referring to a salon owned by Jamaican ladies and I have heard that they are good at making hair. Honestly, I have done charity for too long here. Nigerian ladies have showed me pepper. They claim they are good hairdressers and as a good Nigerian, I always want to patronise my sisters. At the end of the day I find out they are not as good as they claim and because hair is so expensive here (between £40 - £50 ), I end up managing the hair till the next payday. Kai ! I miss Nigeria, those days I fit vex lose hair wey I just make and do another. How much be hair that time sef? Although I heard Nigerian girls have spoilt hairdressers now but I bet it’s still a lot cheaper than UK and you can get very good hairdressers at reasonable prices.

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Love..XX